mrtva:

that cat is living deliciously

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via neopetsdiva)

megafreeman:

me, an irish person: oh boy I sure do love walking in a street and being an irish person which I am really proud to be!

pearl, in her honda accord: 

(via mikerads)

ilovemusicalyy:

(via mikerads)

kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

the furnace at my mom’s house went out recently so here’s this picture of my cat in front of a space heater

update: the heat’s back on

(via neopetsdiva)

juanin-pro:

(via porterr-robinson)

(Source: meanplastic, via neopetsdiva)

xenosagaepisodeone:

*walks up to a pair of dysfunctional parents* so which one of you is passively resigned to your stressful, unfulfilled life and would be much happier if you weren’t married and which one of you is the toxic destructive monster with a sad backstory

(via angelbabyspice)

tinyghosthands:

yeah i’ll call you right back lemme just line up these cacti from smallest to largest real quick. love you

(Source: sowiesosoo, via rabdoidal)

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

(via bloodsbane)

coolcatgroup:

cat-pictures-daily:

he hop

Sproing boing boing

(via jaccident)

(Source: Porterr-Robinson, via bloodsbane)

nailsmatchinghisdurag:

okayysophia:

indogaysian:

I thought this fit too

When you in the club on IMVU…

^^^^

(via angelbabyspice)

buzzlightyearhugecock:

kraetys:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

my biggest sexual fantasy is being publicly executed in the middle of applebees

With that URL, are you sure you wanna make that statement?

with this URL do you think i have anything to lose???

(via moonlandingwasfaked)

anarchapella:

This is a dog that has learned this the hard way

(Source: catchymemes, via kiwi)

sonic06apologist:

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